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gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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owian:

do you just ever see your fave character in a picture like

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vardaesque:

this was the worst punked ever you wanted to laugh at justin timberlake but ended up just feeling really sorry for him because he just sits there and accepts his fate

freshfreshfresh23:

Ralph Steadman

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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Ladies, please…