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macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

Anonymous
asks:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

afantasybasedonreality:

High school

meanwhile-in-canada:

The games of my childhood - N64
Somehow forgot to include Super Smash Bros. - sorry Tony Hawk, but I played way more SSB so you’ve been replaced!